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The Little Red Man
post Nov 11 2005, 04:29 PM
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I enjoy asking people fucked up Questions on MSN. Especially people I don't really know. I have decided to post some here for you, feel free to answer them.

1) What would you do if you fell asleep right now, and when you woke up, you had a bright light pointing at you, and you were stood next to Angelina Jolie in a Kitchen set, then you looked at me sitting in my chair, I pointed at you and said "And.... ACTION!"

2) What would you do if you had a period? (One for the Boys)

3) what would you do if you went for a shit and there was a guy in the bog?

4) What would you do if your dick turned to ash and the lightest touch would cause it to crumble?

5) What would you do if you started coughing and a thick hairball came out?

6) What would you do if Darth Vader walked into your room and turned his lightsaber on?

7) What would you do if you went to sleep tonight, then woke up as a Rat in my cage?

8) What would you do if Nintendo revealed to us that DS stood for "Dirty Slut"?

9) What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you had no feet?

10) What would you do if your dick turned on you?


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Cryomancer
post Nov 11 2005, 04:33 PM
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fine fuckers it's back

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1) Open the Fridge, get a drink.
2) alert THE INTERNET
3) Britishism alert...assuming you me IN the device used for crapping, I'd ask him what the hell he was doing there. If he was a hostile, combat would be engaged.
4) Nothing?
5) ebay
6) Die, probably
7) Give you diseases
8) Stand by it meaning "developer's system" anyway
9) Modify my shoes and do a little home surgery.
10) Turned on me how? Fight it I guess. Or maybe talk to it and try to calm it down.


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Cinossu
post Nov 11 2005, 04:33 PM
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1) What would you do if you fell asleep right now, and when you woke up, you had a bright light pointing at you, and you were stood next to Angelina Jolie in a Kitchen set, then you looked at me sitting in my chair, I pointed at you and said "And.... ACTION!"

I'd roll over and go back to sleep.

2) What would you do if you had a period? (One for the Boys)

I'd probably scream, calm down, and then attempt to draw a picture by walking along the road outside my flat.

3) what would you do if you went for a shit and there was a guy in the bog?

I'd walk straight out again.

4) What would you do if your dick turned to ash and the lightest touch would cause it to crumble?

Shout "NOOOOoooooo.." so people in China could hear it.

5) What would you do if you started coughing and a thick hairball came out?

I'd go "hey, cool."

6) What would you do if Darth Vader walked into your room and turned his lightsaber on?

I'd ask him where mine was.

7) What would you do if you went to sleep tonight, then woke up as a Rat in my cage?

Attempt to escape?

8) What would you do if Nintendo revealed to us that DS stood for "Dirty Slut"?

I would just laugh.

9) What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you had no feet?

I'd stay in bed. :D

10) What would you do if your dick turned on you?

Slap it about a bit until it was back on my side.


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post Nov 11 2005, 04:38 PM
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1) What would you do if you fell asleep right now, and when you woke up, you had a bright light pointing at you, and you were stood next to Angelina Jolie in a Kitchen set, then you looked at me sitting in my chair, I pointed at you and said "And.... ACTION!"

Probably freeze in terror, as I have bad stage fright

2) What would you do if you had a period? (One for the Boys)

-rofl-

3) what would you do if you went for a shit and there was a guy in the bog?

...a bog?

4) What would you do if your dick turned to ash and the lightest touch would cause it to crumble?

who in the what now O_O;

5) What would you do if you started coughing and a thick hairball came out?

Examine it, probably.

6) What would you do if Darth Vader walked into your room and turned his lightsaber on?

Run? Or throw something...

7) What would you do if you went to sleep tonight, then woke up as a Rat in my cage?

Escape maybe.

8) What would you do if Nintendo revealed to us that DS stood for "Dirty Slut"?

"rofl"

9) What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you had no feet?

"YAAAAAAAAARGH I HAVE NO FEET" then call out of work.

10) What would you do if your dick turned on you?

this does not apply to me thankfully =)


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grap3fruitman
post Nov 11 2005, 04:45 PM
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These aren't fucked up, they're just fucking retarded. I hope you die today for wasting my time.


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post Nov 11 2005, 05:02 PM
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1) What would you do if you fell asleep right now, and when you woke up, you had a bright light pointing at you, and you were stood next to Angelina Jolie in a Kitchen set, then you looked at me sitting in my chair, I pointed at you and said "And.... ACTION!"
Shout out "But I didn't know she was married!!!!!! Or twelve!!!!"

2) What would you do if you had a period? (One for the Boys)
You mean my anus is bleeding?

3) what would you do if you went for a shit and there was a guy in the bog?
Give him a chocolate swirly.

4) What would you do if your dick turned to ash and the lightest touch would cause it to crumble?
Varnish it solid again.

5) What would you do if you started coughing and a thick hairball came out?
Remind myself never to eat at the new takeaway again.

6) What would you do if Darth Vader walked into your room and turned his lightsaber on?
Quickly grab my two swords and call him a big girls blouse for crying over Padme, and call him chickenshit for using his fancy torch.

7) What would you do if you went to sleep tonight, then woke up as a Rat in my cage?
You do know cock bites hurt?

8) What would you do if Nintendo revealed to us that DS stood for "Dirty Slut"?
buy twelve more of them

9) What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you had no feet?
Start playing Beatmania a whole lot more.

10) What would you do if your dick turned on you?
Choke it to show it who is boss.


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The Little Red Man
post Nov 11 2005, 05:15 PM
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QUOTE(grap3fruitman @ Nov 11 2005, 09:45 PM) *

These aren't fucked up, they're just fucking retarded. I hope you die today for wasting my time.


Harsh. I guess I got about 2 hours then I'm in the clear. FINGERS CROSSED FOR ME GUYS!


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Demi
post Nov 11 2005, 05:22 PM
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I'm always asking my mate fucked up questions, such as.

For a million quid, would you have it so every morning you wake up and get beaten the shit out of by a group of black boys.

You're given a choice, you either have to eat Sadam's shit once a week, or cut off both your arms and one ear.

Would you rather spend one whole day of the week having someone wet-willy one of your ears, or have the betweens of each of your fingers and toes paper cutted once a month.

For a tener, would you go up to an anorexic person and call them fat?

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The Little Red Man
post Nov 11 2005, 05:24 PM
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Haha, Demi you winner.

Would you rather have a great big bag full of money or get shot to death by Gangsters?

or

What would you rather have; a huge foot long dildo jammed into your ass by a Nazi or a Nazi's shitty dildo shoved into your mouth?




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post Nov 11 2005, 05:45 PM
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> ifconfig eth0 up

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<Sazpaimon> okay, thats it
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The Little Red Man
post Nov 11 2005, 05:47 PM
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lol, shitting and puking is frowned upon but pedophilia, necrophila and beastiality is rejoiced... o_0


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post Nov 11 2005, 06:51 PM
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> ifconfig eth0 up

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QUOTE(The Little Red Man @ Nov 11 2005, 10:47 PM) *

lol, shitting and puking is frowned upon but pedophilia, necrophila and beastiality is rejoiced... o_0

i sorta think it was the combinatino of three that did it


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post Nov 11 2005, 08:36 PM
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QUOTE(TopHat @ Nov 11 2005, 10:45 PM) *

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<littleredman> would you rather have someone puke blood up your asshole and then shit it out or have someone shit in your mouth then puke it out?
<Sazpaimon> okay, thats it
<WiteoutKing> ...
--- Sazpaimon sets ban on *!*@*.uk


Don't blame the UK, The Little Red Man is insane, and Demi's a chav. They're isolated cases, I swear =P

However, to take a page out of Teachers's book, who would you rather fuck? Overlord's body with Nik's head, or Nik's body with an "=P" for a head?

Also, to note. "Bog" is a slang term for a toilet and/or toilet cublicle/area. For example, "there's a guy in the bog" is very unlikely to mean that a man has actually fallen in the toilet. Whereas it also wouldn't be incorrect to say "I'm just going on the bog". Well, it would be incorrect, as "on't bog" would probably be what would actually be said. But that's a level of Britishisation you don't yet need to explore.


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The Little Red Man
post Nov 12 2005, 06:36 AM
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Stoko is right, It's not the UK to blame. I am indeed an isolated case. However I disagree with:

"and Demi's a chav. They're isolated cases, I swear =P"

Chavs?! Isolated?! We wish. Unless you meant just on this board? I dunno.

Anyway, Stoko. Good question. Probably Nik's body with a =P for a head just for the novelty value.


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post Nov 12 2005, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE(Stoko @ Nov 12 2005, 01:36 AM) *

QUOTE(TopHat @ Nov 11 2005, 10:45 PM) *

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<littleredman> would you rather have someone puke blood up your asshole and then shit it out or have someone shit in your mouth then puke it out?
<Sazpaimon> okay, thats it
<WiteoutKing> ...
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Don't blame the UK, The Little Red Man is insane, and Demi's a chav. They're isolated cases, I swear =P

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post Nov 12 2005, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE(The Little Red Man @ Nov 12 2005, 11:36 AM) *

Stoko is right, It's not the UK to blame. I am indeed an isolated case. However I disagree with:

"and Demi's a chav. They're isolated cases, I swear =P"

Chavs?! Isolated?! We wish. Unless you meant just on this board? I dunno.

Anyway, Stoko. Good question. Probably Nik's body with a =P for a head just for the novelty value.

I meant you and Demi are isolated cases of fucked upness, not that Demi is an isolated case of a chav =P


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post Nov 12 2005, 05:55 PM
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QUOTE(Stoko @ Nov 12 2005, 10:47 PM) *

QUOTE(The Little Red Man @ Nov 12 2005, 11:36 AM) *

Stoko is right, It's not the UK to blame. I am indeed an isolated case. However I disagree with:

"and Demi's a chav. They're isolated cases, I swear =P"

Chavs?! Isolated?! We wish. Unless you meant just on this board? I dunno.

Anyway, Stoko. Good question. Probably Nik's body with a =P for a head just for the novelty value.

I meant you and Demi are isolated cases of fucked upness, not that Demi is an isolated case of a chav =P

...ya mum. =(
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post Nov 12 2005, 06:10 PM
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rofl


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