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> Why The Grudge sucks, outdated, I know, deal with it you emo
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post Nov 3 2005, 01:21 PM
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A week ago I read the days TV-schedule and as usual it sucked beyond human comprehension so I decided to rent a movie at the local Turkish, semi legal, video store. I was alone that day since mom was away for some reason, can't remember, since mom and I could never get along one choosing what to rent I saw this as a golden moment to see some horror movie. And on the shelf was the last copy of the Grudge, naturally I picked it since Japanese horror movies Americanised was all the hots (at least according to TV-commercials)... and it was the 'unrated' version also.
Now I was thinking: -Hmm, unrated, now I am probably going to see a lot of gore and mauls of people who act worse then Ben Affleck.
Boy was I wrong...not about the acting part, they sucked which they should in horror movies.

Here are the reasons that the Grudge should never be watched by none other then people who votes republican (i.e. idiots).

-Nobody gets killed: They just get pulled off screen or have their heads dipped in water, we never actually SEE anyone die.

-The lead bimbo runs around like a fucking...well, bimbo, but not the good kind of way. She runs around TALKING with people and not running from the killers. And yeah, "Buffy" was a terrible choice.

-The main characters are Americans, acting all superior and shit.

-The killers/monsters are not scary... at all, I didn't even react when 'mom' came from the ceiling and the boy screaming like a cat... yes, very scary.

-The husband did it... yes, the back lying is amazingly scary, that fucking bitch was crazy, she really deserved to die. I mean, couldn't they thought up something LITTLE weirdening out... like the house was cursed because they didn't bother to cleanse the earth before building the house (they actually do that) and then the demons got pissy and killed the family who then haunted the house because the demons rather sit around and watch Cowboy Bebop and eat Pocky then kill people.

-They ripped off the Ring.

-They killed off that guy with the glasses, I mean, WTF why?

-There was suicide...no real horror movies should have suicides; it takes down the killers body count.

-Nothing was remotely scary, the atmosphere sucked, the monsters sucked, I've heard from people that they thought this movie was really scary....what? I found 'The Cell' scarier and that movie sucked... BAD, mostly because of that scene when the Horse becomes a biology study and the body still beats... and that torture scene.

So, yeah...unrated version my ass. If you haven’t seen The Grudge, don't, see some classic stuff instead like Nightmare on Elmstreet or Poltergeist or Halloween or somethin'. Do something original Hollywood and stop making shitty remakes of 'scary' japanese movies.

Oh, I forgot... this post contains possible spoilers from the Grudge.


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post Nov 3 2005, 01:50 PM
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Yeah I agree, it was pretty shitty.


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post Nov 3 2005, 03:58 PM
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Saw this shit months ago. Nothing about it was scary, except maybe sudden screams and shit(it's louder when you're in a theatre), so yeah, I agree it sucks =/


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post Nov 3 2005, 04:41 PM
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Here are the reasons that the Grudge should never be watched by none other then people who votes republican (i.e. idiots).
Let me make this clear: Don't start political shit in here or I WILL fuck with your shit. Capice?

-Nobody gets killed: They just get pulled off screen or have their heads dipped in water, we never actually SEE anyone die.
It adds to the terror in the sense that we have no idea just how evil or powerful this thing is.

-The main characters are Americans, acting all superior and shit.
It's the AMERICAN VERSION, fuckbags. If you want the "OMG JAPAN" effect, watch Ju-On.

-They ripped off the Ring.
No.

-They killed off that guy with the glasses, I mean, WTF why?
-There was suicide...no real horror movies should have suicides; it takes down the killers body count.

This is what you sound like: "There was too much unnecessary killing, but there wasn't enough killing."

Personally I liked the movie. Found it moderately scary (then again, I was with two girls at the time, who were freaked out and shit)


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post Nov 3 2005, 04:48 PM
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QUOTE(ωιτεο&# @ Nov 3 2005, 09:41 PM) *

Here are the reasons that the Grudge should never be watched by none other then people who votes republican (i.e. idiots).
Let me make this clear: Don't start political shit in here or I WILL fuck with your shit. Capice?


Wuh oh. That was a threat. A threat to fuck with your shit. Watch your back Nash.


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post Nov 3 2005, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE(Nash @ Nov 3 2005, 06:21 PM) *
I've heard from people that they thought this movie was really scary....what? I found 'The Cell' scarier and that movie sucked... BAD, mostly because of that scene when the Horse becomes a biology study and the body still beats... and that torture scene.

Oh come on now. The Cell!? That movie was one of the most homosexual movies ever. Literally. It's a fucking Jennifer Lopez has-a-go-as Barbie catwalk show. 'Oh! What could she be wearing in this shot?! Oh look how her dress has changed and become even more outlandish when she moved her head! Again! Come on Jen, forget the guy hanging from rings in his back, model your flowing attire!'

Hmm.. although on second thought, I suppose that is actually pretty terrifying in itself..


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post Nov 3 2005, 06:54 PM
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QUOTE(NegaC @ Nov 3 2005, 04:48 PM) *

QUOTE(ωιτεο&# @ Nov 3 2005, 09:41 PM) *

Here are the reasons that the Grudge should never be watched by none other then people who votes republican (i.e. idiots).
Let me make this clear: Don't start political shit in here or I WILL fuck with your shit. Capice?


Wuh oh. That was a threat. A threat to fuck with your shit. Watch your back Nash.


I've been meaning to put up a list of stuff I'm not going to put up with in here (so long as I'm Shit Talk mod), and politics and "REPUBLICANS R STUPID" and "GO HUG A TREE, DEMOCRAT" shit are at the top of the list.


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post Nov 3 2005, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE(NegaC @ Nov 3 2005, 09:48 PM) *

QUOTE(ωιτεο&# @ Nov 3 2005, 09:41 PM) *

Here are the reasons that the Grudge should never be watched by none other then people who votes republican (i.e. idiots).
Let me make this clear: Don't start political shit in here or I WILL fuck with your shit. Capice?


Wuh oh. That was a threat. A threat to fuck with your shit. Watch your back Nash.

Hahahaha.
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post Nov 3 2005, 07:17 PM
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REPUBLICANS R STUPID

GO HUG A TREE, DEMOCRAT

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post Nov 3 2005, 07:18 PM
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Wok, banning stupid uneducated political shit like "REPUBLICANS R DUMB", and "DEMOCRATS ARE HIPPIES" is fine and dandy, but banning ALL political threads just for being political is stupid.


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post Nov 3 2005, 07:20 PM
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The Grudge was mediocre. I didn't think Ju-On was much better, though. That goes for both the first and second.



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post Nov 3 2005, 08:21 PM
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Yeah but Ju-on is a series of at least 4 8P

I saw the one the US movie was based on. it was ok. japanese movies are genereally not as much slasher as they make actual gore movies there, so they don't need to just shoehorn it into tame horror. asian horror tends to be more "ghost story" type stuff anyway. if you want asian gor...go get an asian gore movie. if you want gore from a US movie...go troma


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post Nov 3 2005, 08:41 PM
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It's a series? I always thought it was just the original movie and it only consisted of two parts. Ah well, bah to me.


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post Nov 3 2005, 10:21 PM
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QUOTE(Aeroblade @ Nov 3 2005, 07:18 PM) *

Wok, banning stupid uneducated political shit like "REPUBLICANS R DUMB", and "DEMOCRATS ARE HIPPIES" is fine and dandy, but banning ALL political threads just for being political is stupid.


I came off the wrong way with what I'd said. Basically what you're describing is what I mean.

Basically, any post or thread that decides to be ubar-asshatted regarding politics will be disposed of. Politics in general I'm fine with, as long as it stays civil.


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post Nov 4 2005, 11:40 AM
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How did a fucking topic about The Grudge turn into a political debate. Enough of this pointless bickering!


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post Nov 7 2005, 01:46 PM
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The Grudge is about as gay as two guys having passionate butt sex on the beach. It was a rip off of The Ring, sure it was based off something else but having a girl in a movie that looks EXACTLY like the ring girl and it happens to come out soon after the ring comes out. Seriously, they tried to make her look like the ring girl because the ring was actually decent.

How about we go on about the Ring 2 and how homosexual it was?.....cause it was


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QUOTE(Hez @ Nov 7 2005, 01:46 PM) *

The Grudge is about as gay as two guys having passionate butt sex on the beach. It was a rip off of The Ring, sure it was based off something else but having a girl in a movie that looks EXACTLY like the ring girl and it happens to come out soon after the ring comes out. Seriously, they tried to make her look like the ring girl because the ring was actually decent.

How about we go on about the Ring 2 and how homosexual it was?.....cause it was

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post Nov 7 2005, 11:05 PM
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i was under the impression that ju-on was about a creepy little kid being in the background of every scene, not sadako. i'll assume that was fagged up for the american version then.


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