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Hez
post Oct 30 2005, 12:40 AM
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DIE BITCHES!

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DRUNK IS THE FUN! GET DRUNK TONIGHT BITCHES!!!!!! seriously though, I, Hez, am drunk right now. Please discuess the best drunk parties ever. Mine is when we poured vinigar inro our friends eyes! seriously he couldnt see for hours.


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post Oct 30 2005, 02:57 AM
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Wokkie is a total alcohol newb. We were at this Halloween party, and the bartender was like "do you like oranges?" "Yeah I like oranges!" repliled WoK, so he got handed a shot of 99 Oranges. Few seconds later: "AH MY THROAT IS ON FIRE!"

Then I spilled a butterball on my costume and had to take it off :(


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BadCopNoDonut
post Oct 30 2005, 03:07 AM
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Who's Yo Daddy!

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I've only been drunk 3 times in my life, once with my brother and his friends, the other two with my parents. The second time, the only noteworthy time, I was completely shithoused and we had our boat tied up to my uncle's boat. At the end I was so trashed I couldn't walk straight and when me and my dad had to piss, he stopped the boat on the riverfront where nobody could see and we went off the back. I was so drunk I tripped and fell into the backseat of the boat. We went up by the city's boatdocks for the riverfront and saw some relatives and I was fumbling around waving to them. Then I drunkdialed my (now ex) girlfriend, and was stumbling up the docks where we kept our boat. I got into the parking lot and was going to try to get into my mom's car, and I could've sworn it was by a certain trashcan there, and so I kept walking in circles in the parking lot. Finally my mom came up and had to walk me to the car. I got home and I couldn't sleep for shit that night. So basically get me drunk, I stagger around and act like an idiot.
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post Oct 30 2005, 04:08 AM
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My best drunk party? Probably the seven days of drinking on a camping trip with my friends during these holidays. I remember getting high on a boat, which was " supposedly" tied up to something on the shore - speaking with my friend in the boat, and then waking up wasted on the middle of the lake.

Or breakfasts made of vodka and instant-noodles, that was grand.


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post Oct 30 2005, 08:04 AM
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QUOTE(BadCopNoDonut @ Oct 30 2005, 10:07 AM) *
I've only been drunk 3 times in my life, once with my brother and his friends, the other two with my parents. The second time, the only noteworthy time, I was completely shithoused and we had our boat tied up to my uncle's boat. At the end I was so trashed I couldn't walk straight and when me and my dad had to piss, he stopped the boat on the riverfront where nobody could see and we went off the back. I was so drunk I tripped and fell into the backseat of the boat. We went up by the city's boatdocks for the riverfront and saw some relatives and I was fumbling around waving to them. Then I drunkdialed my (now ex) girlfriend, and was stumbling up the docks where we kept our boat. I got into the parking lot and was going to try to get into my mom's car, and I could've sworn it was by a certain trashcan there, and so I kept walking in circles in the parking lot. Finally my mom came up and had to walk me to the car. I got home and I couldn't sleep for shit that night. So basically get me drunk, I stagger around and act like an idiot.

You remember quite a bit for someone who was drunk.
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post Oct 30 2005, 09:37 AM
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I and two other friends of mine was invited to a party at friend#3. The party is filled with friend#3's friends who turned out to be either stupid or just assholes. We try to be friendly, but they act hostile. We decide to get shitfaced and destry their evening. Mission acomplished.


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delta gamma
post Oct 30 2005, 11:33 AM
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LE TWEET

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Last night, Pre-haloween party...Can you imagine a drunk Spiderman Snogging a Drunk Batman. Wasn't me, was my Emo frinds.

Me + Cheerleader devil slut = :0

Also, Being drunk and working the next morning = Happy boss fun times!
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post Oct 30 2005, 01:37 PM
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QUOTE(delta gamma @ Oct 30 2005, 06:33 PM) *
Can you imagine a drunk Spiderman Snogging a Drunk Batman?

I guess Stiv will provide us with pics.
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post Oct 30 2005, 04:01 PM
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QUOTE(GREG2K.COM @ Oct 30 2005, 01:04 PM) *

QUOTE(BadCopNoDonut @ Oct 30 2005, 10:07 AM) *
I've only been drunk 3 times in my life, once with my brother and his friends, the other two with my parents. The second time, the only noteworthy time, I was completely shithoused and we had our boat tied up to my uncle's boat. At the end I was so trashed I couldn't walk straight and when me and my dad had to piss, he stopped the boat on the riverfront where nobody could see and we went off the back. I was so drunk I tripped and fell into the backseat of the boat. We went up by the city's boatdocks for the riverfront and saw some relatives and I was fumbling around waving to them. Then I drunkdialed my (now ex) girlfriend, and was stumbling up the docks where we kept our boat. I got into the parking lot and was going to try to get into my mom's car, and I could've sworn it was by a certain trashcan there, and so I kept walking in circles in the parking lot. Finally my mom came up and had to walk me to the car. I got home and I couldn't sleep for shit that night. So basically get me drunk, I stagger around and act like an idiot.

You remember quite a bit for someone who was drunk.

Maybe he has a good memory. I dunno, but even when totally fucked, I can usually remember the details in the morning.


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post Oct 30 2005, 05:54 PM
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Yeah, same. Unless I blacked out, I remember everything that happened while I was drunk.


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The Chemist™
post Oct 30 2005, 06:05 PM
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Firday night there was a party for some girl at our school. Appearenlty, she got drunk as fuck, and then attepmted to ride her 4 wheeler. Crashed into the side of her house, and almost killed herself.

People are 10x funnier when they're drunk. I love it.


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post Oct 30 2005, 08:01 PM
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Me and a couple of mates were drunk while doing an all nighter up central london once. We was all only slightly pissed, but one of my mates was pure gone. He fell down the stairs that lead up to london bridge or tower bridge or whatever the fuck bridge it was, haha. Everyone just stepped over him like he weren't there. When we eventually got him up and down the stairs, he threw up all over himeself and the police came and he started threatening to punch the policemen. We had to wait for an ambulance to come get him, but i thought fuck that, so i left him there with one of my mates to look after and i hoped on a train with the girls, and ended up sharing a bed with one of em, hah. Sleeping with a buff girl > waiting for your dumb drunk mate with puke down him's ambulance.

Can't be bothered to type in detail, so in a nutshell, one time at a party involved pelting mini sausages at a bitchy girl who pisses everyone off, then me mate Leigh slapped her in the face with his cock. Oh yeah and we got the girl whos house it was dog drunk.

One thing that always happens to me when i'm drunk, is i always end up getting hugs of people. Beats being a violent drunk i guess. =P
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post Oct 30 2005, 08:08 PM
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Scarred Sun
post Nov 1 2005, 10:55 PM
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GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, BITCH

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Awww, that's so cute. DRUNK VIRGINITY. :P

Among winning conversations (and mind you, the only reason I know these conversations is that we tape our drunkenness):

"Holy shit. teh girl.....?" - SS
"Yo?" - teh girl
"Is that thing.... glowing?" - SS (re: a glow in the dark fridge thingy I have)
"Yeah, it's glow in the dark." - teh girl
"Holy crap, I didn't notice." - SS
"I'm just lying. You're drunk." - teh girl
"...What? That's not very nice." - SS
"No, it's glow-in-the-dark." - teh girl
*glare* - SS
"Just kidding. You're just drunk." - teh girl
...*glares harder* - SS
"It's glow in the dark. And you're drunk." - teh girl
".......but it's a different shade than the refrigerator! And like... *turns on light* There! Now it's normal. But then, like... *turns off light* Totally different! *turns on light* And normal again." - SS
"No...... you're just drunk." - teh girl
"That's fucked up." - SS
*turns off other lights* - teh girl
"IT IS GLOWING! DAMNIT!" - SS
"Yep!" - teh girl

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"Hey SS, did you know the walls are glowing?" -- teh girl
"I'm not gonna fall for that! ... I don't think." -- SS
"They totally are. Dude, you see it right?" -- teh girl
"They're pulsing, but they're not glowing." -- SS

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"It's not glowing. You're lying." -- SS
"I know. You're just drunk." -- teh girl
"Then why did you tell me this? You brought it up in the first place!" -- SS
"But you know what IS glowing? The ceiling." -- teh girl
"It is?" -- SS
"Totally." -- teh girl


(at five til midnight)
"I think I'm going to have to go outside and be all like, 'Hi, sun!'."

"404 -- Shot glass not found."
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post Nov 1 2005, 11:04 PM
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Scarred Sun for the win.


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post Nov 2 2005, 06:07 AM
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Lol
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post Nov 2 2005, 07:19 AM
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Me and my friends are bizarre in the way that we'll fuck about and talk utter shit when we're sober, then once we've had a few drinks in us we'll sit and talk about philosophical and political issues.

Apart from the time I bummed said wookiee.


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post Nov 2 2005, 06:06 PM
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I'm Mike, and I'll help you find the VZR-5.

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Got drunk, shattered a window, attacked people with a broken shard, and then passed out ontop of my pick-up truck. Woke up with police tape around my truck. I thought I was fucked, but my friends were playing a prank on me. stupid little fucking bastards.


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post Nov 2 2005, 08:14 PM
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Out of Exile

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Last time I got drunk I was round a former-friends house and a few of us decided (well, not me, I just was dragged out) to go out to a shop at about 11:00pm, I think (I was drunk, I don't remember), and we were chased by a bunch of chavs throwing bottles n' shit at us. Apparently, I was almost left behind because I was so pissed and they couldn't get me back. I also fell into a ditch. Oh, and I threw up in my hat.


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