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> I just had the most fucked up day, ever
Zweih
post Oct 20 2005, 11:25 PM
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Okay, everything is going smooth in the world. I happen to take my DS to school to play with it. in 3RD period, PE, I had no PE clothes to change into. So, with my DS in my pocket, I walked over to the PE area, where this fat asshole named Jon (not Hydra) fucking throws a fatass dirt claude at me and hits me square in the balls. I collapse, and fell on my side, where the DS in my pocket is. when I recover, i look at my DS, and the top screen is cracked. The guy won't even pay for a new one, and the warranty doesnt cover cracked screens. ='(


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post Oct 20 2005, 11:40 PM
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Kick his ass and take the needed money. He broke your DS, take action. Break something of his. Or atleast demand the money, then if he declines, sue his ass.

Or you could bitch to Nintendo about the cracked screen, and then maybe they'll take the DS back and give you a new one. Bitching usually works when it comes to Nintendo personnel. :\

But ya'know, why the hell didn't you keep the DS in your backpack during PE? I know you were playing it during the day, but hell, you take physical abuse in PE. Wouldn't you have known that and kept your DS in your locker/backpack just incase? :[


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post Oct 20 2005, 11:59 PM
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the only handheld i'd ever take with me to school was a VMU for minitetris. you should know everyone there is a cockass enemy who wants to destroy or steal everything you have.


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post Oct 21 2005, 12:37 AM
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I never bring handheld systems to school, at the expense of possible theft or staff confiscation. Plus I don't feel like being labeled a total nerd.


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The Little Red Man
post Oct 21 2005, 01:43 AM
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Still playing tug-o-war with myself.

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Stab him to death.


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Cho
post Oct 21 2005, 03:36 AM
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Someone stole my DS at school for like 3 lessons once, until I smacked the bastard straight in the face =P.

Nah that sucks about the screen, you could probaly get away with sending your DS to Nintendo in my personal opinion, they've taken some of my older consoles in for nearly nothing (heck they took my Classic GB in for the plastic screen covering falling off, yes it was quite a while a'go, I'm not talking like in the past 5-7 years =P).


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post Oct 21 2005, 08:57 AM
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QUOTE(Cryomancer @ Oct 21 2005, 06:59 AM) *

the only handheld i'd ever take with me to school was a VMU for minitetris. you should know everyone there is a cockass enemy who wants to destroy or steal everything you have.

Hahaha I lol'ed at that, but it's so true. I carried a VMU to institute too, but it was SA1 chao minigame.


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post Oct 21 2005, 08:58 AM
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Well, you do have to admit bringing carrying a DS in your pocket during gym class wasn't that good of an idea. I got knocked on my ass all the time. Not to mention all the various shots to the body (most were voluntarily taken though.)


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post Oct 21 2005, 09:03 AM
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I concur with Cho; Smack the bastard in the face. Generally, people won't fuck with you if you show them that you don't take shit. You'll get your DS fixed then. =P


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post Oct 21 2005, 09:07 AM
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I will demand the money, if not, I'm gonna get the law in on it, for assault and battery.


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post Oct 21 2005, 12:34 PM
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this is probebly the funniest story I've heard all day! "OMG U BROKD MY VIDIO GEAM CUZ I FELL OVER WHEN U PICKED ON ME NOW U MUST PAYZ!" seriously, its your own damn fault for carrying a fucking expensive as hell video game TO GYM CLASS! what the hell did you expect? If I was at your school I'd throw more than dirt clots at you.


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post Oct 21 2005, 01:41 PM
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post Oct 21 2005, 02:43 PM
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BLAME IT ON GTA


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post Oct 21 2005, 02:54 PM
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Kick the dudes ass cuz he hit you over the head with a fucking clump of dirt.. not cuz of your lameass video game.


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post Oct 21 2005, 03:15 PM
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post Oct 21 2005, 03:18 PM
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DIE BITCHES!

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QUOTE(The Wizeman @ Oct 21 2005, 11:54 AM) *

Kick the dudes ass cuz he hit you over the head with a fucking clump of dirt.. not cuz of your lameass video game.

well if he's cutting gym class to play a video game I doubt he has the strength to do that...


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BlazeHedgehog - Doesnt seem to have any respect or friends.
lildude2003 - The second living soul on the Sonic Classics forum that thinks I'm a homosexual. Appears to prefur men.
Jurai - Homosexual, seems to actually be a homosexual and still attempt to use the word "gay" as an insult
Jeffery Mewtamer - O WOW I M KEWL I LIEK POKEMN N I TAM TEH WIELD MEWS
Hyper_Zweih - Likes sonic R...good enough reason?
Scarred Sun - Got seduced by power, used to be cool :(
Ambil- is convinced that he isnt a "n00b", and he's a fuckin retard.
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post Oct 21 2005, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE(Hez @ Oct 21 2005, 01:18 PM) *

QUOTE(The Wizeman @ Oct 21 2005, 11:54 AM) *

Kick the dudes ass cuz he hit you over the head with a fucking clump of dirt.. not cuz of your lameass video game.

well if he's cutting gym class to play a video game I doubt he has the strength to do that...


LMAO!

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post Oct 21 2005, 06:33 PM
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QUOTE(Hez @ Oct 21 2005, 06:34 PM) *

this is probebly the funniest story I've heard all day! "OMG U BROKD MY VIDIO GEAM CUZ I FELL OVER WHEN U PICKED ON ME NOW U MUST PAYZ!" seriously, its your own damn fault for carrying a fucking expensive as hell video game TO GYM CLASS! what the hell did you expect? If I was at your school I'd throw more than dirt clots at you.

Hahahahaha
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post Oct 21 2005, 07:07 PM
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QUOTE(Demi @ Oct 22 2005, 12:33 AM) *

QUOTE(Hez @ Oct 21 2005, 06:34 PM) *

this is probebly the funniest story I've heard all day! "OMG U BROKD MY VIDIO GEAM CUZ I FELL OVER WHEN U PICKED ON ME NOW U MUST PAYZ!" seriously, its your own damn fault for carrying a fucking expensive as hell video game TO GYM CLASS! what the hell did you expect? If I was at your school I'd throw more than dirt clots at you.

Hahahahaha

blood clots amirite


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post Oct 21 2005, 08:41 PM
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If getting picked on at school and breaking a video game is considered the most fucked up day ever for you, you must lead a very boring life.


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